12月 2011
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再生するpiplup-sexual:
Why can I not stop watching this? I can’t even…
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
That awkward moment when someone is getting...
lolsofunny:
Rare Words
acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...
If you were to be born again?
L.Joe: I’d be born as a man and I’d drink lots of milk
If you were to have plastic surgery?
L.Joe: instead of plastic surgery… I’d rather have height enhancement surgery
child predator: I have candy come in my van
me: no thanks
predator: I have wifi come in my van
me: ok
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If you were to become invisible?
L.Joe: female high school!!!!!
Chunji: I probably wouldn’t go to a women’s bath house or somewhere like that ㅋㅋ
FTISLAND VS CNBLUE at MBC GAYO DAEJUN tomorrow
cnbjonghyun:
cr @FTBLUEFacts
yeahhh thanks MBC!!!
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks?
Lindsey: this joke
Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Lindsey: this joke
Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Lindsey: this joke
